Gossip Girl

Rufus answering the phone: This better not be my wife.

Lily: Rufus, do you always answer the phone like that?

Rufus: Lily?

Lily: Listen, I need your son's cellphone number. It's an emergency.

Rufus: A real emergency or a Lily emergency?

Lily: I have a situation here.
Rufus: A situation? Your son is with your daughter and my kid. I trust them. Why don't you?
Lily: Rufus—
Rufus: Goodbye Lily. Always a pleasure.