Blair: What was that I heard? Eric's coming home? That's perfect timing.

Serena: How so?

Blair: Well it gives your mother and brother time to bond alone tonight while you get drunk on Schnapp's and moon the NYU dorms from the limo.

Serena: Blair, what are you talking about?

Blair: S., it's only the most important night of the fall.

Serena: Oh. The sleepover.

Blair: I prefer soirée. Sleepover is so sophomore year.

Jenny: You don't leave much room for surprise.

Serena: Well I don't know how to dress for surprise. Not everything goes with it, you know.

Rufus: Did you knock over a parking meter?

Dan: No. This is the entire contents from my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles piggybank. How long can a man have a piggybank and still call himself a man?

SEASON 1, EPISODE 5 - DARE DEVIL

Gossip Girl: With Blair's boyfriend Nate helping to close up the family yacht for the season, Blair is free to focus on the most important event of the fall: her annual sleepover. A tradition since the year 2000, each one more decadent than the last. No expense—or reputation—is spared. With everything from trundle beds to truffles in place, all that's missing is sleepover star and Waldorf BFF, Serena van der Woodsen.

"Everyone knows you can't choose your family but you can choose you friends. And in a world ruled by bloodlines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal. As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, there's no denying we'd all be a little less less rich without them. And Serena and Blair? They do best things better than anyone. No, that's not a tear in my eye, it's just allergies. Without you, I'm nothing. Gossip Girl"

Gossip Girl: This just in: S and B committing a crime of fashion. Who doesn't love a five-finger discount. Especially if it's the middle one.

Serena: Hey, how about you ask me out again?

Dan: How about you actually show up?

Serena: Okay. No drama, no disruptions. I promise.

Dan: You promise? Oh no! That means it's never going to happen now!

Serena: Okay, quick, I take it back! I un-promise.

Dan: Friday. 8 o'clock.

Blair: I think we can agree to those terms. But you can't wear those shoes. Mm. Or that hair.