Gossip Girl: Spotted: B turning a year older but not necessarily wiser.
Chuck: I really am sorry.
Blair: I'm not in the mood, Chuck. This is pretty much the worst birthday ever.
Chuck: Maybe it can be salvaged.
Blair: What is that, our sex tape?
Dan: Well listen, if you want to get out of here, Vanessa can only fit two on her Vespa but I can walk.
Serena: Well, you know I love me a Vespa but, um, I think I gotta be here, stay with Blair. You're not the only one with a best friend.
Serena: Blair stop, you can talk to me!
Blair: We’ve ended it, I wanted to tell you but a part of me thought that if I didn’t say it out loud it would be true.
Serena: Sshhh..
Blair: It was my birthday wish for us to get back together but now it’s really over. I just want to be alone for a second.
Chuck: 12:01. I'm sorry.
Blair: No. You're smarmy. There's a difference.
Serena: Blair says in a relationship the best friend is—
Dan: Serena. Are you really taking relationship advice from Blair?
Serena: Good point. Look, I just don't wanna have to compete with Vanessa. You know with Guitar Hero, okay. I'm way more awesome if you didn't happen to notice. But not with you.
